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"You gotta put him on the defensive. Ask him first if he's been naughty or nice."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Target your customer.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Christmas Presents.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'He's got your nose.'