Christmas Trading Enthusiast Gifts

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

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'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

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Christmas Presents.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

Zoom Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Rockefeller Center."

"I noticed a few browns."