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"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

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World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Chinese stock market

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Bank Ratings Lowered.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Falling graphs.

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Exchange Rate.