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"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Annual profits,

Emergency Hipster Beard

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Squirrel on the beach

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Jumping Wall Street.

Chinese stock market

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."