Watching Shares Pillows

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Chinese stock market

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

'We're counting on inflation.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Exchange Rate.

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Falling graphs.

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Bank Ratings Lowered.

Chinese Stock Market Crash