Holiday Realist Pillows

Christmas in the Streets.

'I hate Christmas!'

Christmas Burnout

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'No luggage.'

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Elves in bed

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."

Santa Romance

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'