Vacation Realist Pillows

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."