Holiday Humor Collectors Gifts

Homophobic for the holidays.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Piranhaclaus

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Tourists and their Pets.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Santa's Helpers

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."