Holiday Humor Collectors T-Shirts

Homophobic for the holidays.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Piranhaclaus

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Tourists and their Pets.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Santa's Helpers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"I've made a terrible mistake."