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Tourists and their Pets.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Salivation army.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Witless protection prgram

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

The First Black Friday

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"