Holiday Hilarity Collectors Prints

Tourists and their Pets.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Salivation army.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Witless protection prgram

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The First Black Friday

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

Chimp with mail-order anthill.