Holiday Grump Gifts

Looking for a gift that will bring a smile to the holiday grump? Our collection features clever, humorous items designed to celebrate their unique take on the festive season. Whether it’s a funny mug or a quirky print, these gifts are sure to make the holidays a little brighter for the grumpy but lovable spirit in your life.

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'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.' mockup

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

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Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day mockup

Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day

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"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!" mockup

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

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'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.' mockup

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.' mockup

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

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'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!' mockup

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

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Broken Alarm Clock.

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe." mockup

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

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'Did you use mouthwash this morning?' mockup

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

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"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..." mockup

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...' mockup

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

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I am coffee and I need more coffee mockup

I am coffee and I need more coffee

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"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?" mockup

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

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'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!' mockup

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

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'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...' mockup

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

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I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning. mockup

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

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The morning show for people who HATE mornings

The morning show for people who HATE mornings mockup

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

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'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.' mockup

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

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"Dang it."

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Alarm clock.

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'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here. mockup

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

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"He just woke up from hibernation." mockup

"He just woke up from hibernation."

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"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant." mockup

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

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'Sunnyside down.'

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"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!" mockup

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

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"And a 'good morning' to you, too" mockup

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

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Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target. mockup

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

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'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.' mockup

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

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"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!" mockup

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

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Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am. mockup

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

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'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.' mockup

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

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Holiday Grump Gifts Collection

Holiday Grump Mugs

Looking for more witty holiday mugs? Visit our mugs page for a great selection of humor-filled designs perfect for the holiday grump.

Holiday Grump Pillows

Want to add humor to their space? Browse our pillows collection for amusing designs suited for the holiday grump.

Holiday Grump Prints

Explore our prints collection for funny and cheeky decor options that celebrate the holiday grump’s unique humor.

Holiday Grump T-Shirts

Interested in funny holiday t-shirts? Check out our t-shirts collection for clever designs that match the holiday grump’s personality.