Holiday Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

We can't send them a holiday smoke signal now

Santa Claus's Mail

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

Santa called but you were out!

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa's Helpers

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

Street Carolers

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

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