Holiday Coordinator Pillows

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Not guilty?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'