Holiday Cheer Coordinator Pillows

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Cat on guitar

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

North Pole.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Father Christmas.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

About Santa 2017.

Noel Fever

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'The Christ Child'

Prosecco and Pudding

Thanks And Giving.

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"This is a note to your mother. Next time, it'll be a letter to Santa."

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

'No seconds for me thanks, I couldn't eat another mouthful of over cooked turkey.'