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Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Reindeer

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Cat on guitar

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Christmas Dwarves

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

North Pole.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Father Christmas.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

Noel Fever

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

About Santa 2017.

'The Christ Child'

Prosecco and Pudding

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

Thanks And Giving.

"This is a note to your mother. Next time, it'll be a letter to Santa."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."