Festive Cheer Captain T-Shirts

'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Cheerleaders

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

Cat on guitar

If You See Something You Want, Whine!