Holiday Cheer Captain T-Shirts

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Reindeer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Red for me, please.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Cat on guitar

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."