Holiday Cheer Captain T-Shirts

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Reindeer

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Cat on guitar

"You can do it!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Red for me, please.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen