Holiday Staff Coordinator Pillows

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

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"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Not guilty?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'What if I promise not to look?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

Happy New Year

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Huge Christmas Pudding

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

Snowman offering solutions.

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'