Holey Cheese Fanatic Gifts

Cheese Hole

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

The Running of the Brie

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

American style Greek cafe.