Holey Cheese Fanatic Gifts

Cheese Hole

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."