Hole-in-one Humorists Pillows

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Golfers lost on the road

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Well, they did say half-board."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

Dying your hair red at home

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Slippery hand golfer

Turkey Hotline

Spot the ballcock

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Tide-l Wave.

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'