Hole-in-one Hopefuls Pillows

Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'

Golfing Bishop.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Trading Places.

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

At the golf detox clinic.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"Nice putt."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Slippery hand golfer

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"