Heavenly Hole-in-one Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

At the golf detox clinic.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Nice putt."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Slippery hand golfer

Inventive Uses of Halo

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

'Sudden death?'

Photograph from Heaven.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

Golfers' Heaven

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'