Divine Hole-in-oners Pillows

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Golfing Bishop.

Fishing with God

'Hole in one!!!!'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

The Ordered List

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Golfing with God.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

"That's not what I said."

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

At the golf detox clinic.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Sell the Universe !

"Nice putt."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Slippery hand golfer

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'