Divine Hole-in-oners Pillows

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Golfing Bishop.

Fishing with God

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

The Ordered List

Golfing with God.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"That's not what I said."

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Sell the Universe !

"Nice putt."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Slippery hand golfer

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."