Hole-in-one Believer Pillows

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Golfing Bishop.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"Take. Your. Time!"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

The art of fishing.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

At the golf detox clinic.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Nice putt."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

Slippery hand golfer

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'