Hole-in-one Believer Mugs

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Golfing Bishop.

'Hole in one!!!!'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Get an afterlife!'

"Take. Your. Time!"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

The art of fishing.

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Nice putt."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

Slippery hand golfer

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'