Hole-in-one Dreamer Mugs

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'

At the golf detox clinic.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

'If I were you I'd cheat!' (Golf lessons).

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"Nice putt."

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

Golf - Putting green.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You're away, Doc!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

Golfing Bishop.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Artist and Musician

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."