Heavenly Hole-in-one Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"Nice putt."

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'Sudden death?'

Slippery hand golfer

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Photograph from Heaven.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

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