
Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'
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Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'
Golfing Bishop.
'Hole in one!!!!'
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
"Get someone to make the slot bigger."
"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."
There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
The Feng Shui of the road must be off.
Trading Places.
'You're away, Doc!'
'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'
'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'
Golfers lost on the road
'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'
'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'
At the golf detox clinic.
"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."
"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
"Nice putt."
"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."
'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'
'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'
'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'
Slippery hand golfer
"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."
'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'
"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"
'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'
Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.
Billy strip: wanting to be taller.
"That putt, was a bit too hard!"
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