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Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'

Golfing Bishop.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Trading Places.

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Nice putt."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Slippery hand golfer

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'