Hole-in-one Enthusiast Gifts

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Golfing Bishop.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Golfers lost on the road

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

High heel

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"Nice putt."

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'