Hole-in-one Humorist Pillows

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Steak Lovers.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Cartooning

'Oh no, they're back!'

'I'm screwed...'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"Well, they did say half-board."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Holy monk.