Hole-in-one Humorist Pillows

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

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"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Cartooning

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

'I'm screwed...'

"Well, they did say half-board."

'Oh no, they're back!'

Steak Lovers.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'