Hockey Humor Lover Gifts

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Cat and mouse.

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."