Hobbyist Painter Gifts

artist painting portrait

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Artist painting a dancer.

'You did that on purpose!'

The Worst Date Ever

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."