Cartoon Hobbyist Gifts

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Giraffe Umbrella