Hobbyist Painter Prints

artist painting portrait

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You did that on purpose!'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Artist painting a dancer.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'