History Repeaters Gifts

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sabrage!

How Romans give each other a high five...