Hipster Irony Fan Pillows

'Wilson, this company needs to be better in touch with today's youth. Pierce your nipples and have a report on my desk by Monday.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

End the Winter Blues

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

Gigolo Diary

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

A Cold Snap

Caricature of a chicken

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".