Hippopotamus Fans Pillows

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Apple Kiss

"Jack Russell?"

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

'Help support Santa off-season.'

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

Reading Upside-down.

'You forgot to latch the back door - here comes Binkie.'

"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"

Pope Mobile

'That's our boy!' (Monkeys watching Lee Evans on TV).

'He has fleas... sheds, and his breath stinks.'