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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Open House of Horrors

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Telekinetics on strike...

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'