Harry Potter Fans Gifts

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Zombie Problems

Telekinetics on strike...

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."