Harry Potter Fanatic Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Home depot."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I said slime."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Invisible clothes

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Like that?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."