Harry Potter Fanatic Mugs

…You're looking for the Harry who books?… Liz is officially out of the race for "librarian of the year"…

'Have you seen a ghost?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Home depot."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I said slime."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"What the hell took so long?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Invisible clothes

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Like that?"