Harry Potter Fan Mugs

"180 quid that nintendo wii cost me! And you're reading a bloody book!"

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'I became obese while reading the latest Harry Potter.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"We've had a lot of these Quidditch injuries since 'Harry Potter' was released!"

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'We're ok for beads and baubles, thanks...Got any Harry Potter stuff?'

'Very well, instead of the bible I'll read you Harry Potter but I am still standing behind the lectern.'

"Oh my God - it's Hara Hiri Potter!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Silence of the Chickens...

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Open House of Horrors

Hansel and Gretal

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.