Harry Potter Fan Pillows

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"What the hell took so long?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Mermaids in love

Zombie Problems

Going Down?

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'Regular or decapitated?'