Hippopotamus Fans T-Shirts

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Not now Kato!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

Apple Kiss

'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"Jack Russell?"

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

'Help support Santa off-season.'

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

'You forgot to latch the back door - here comes Binkie.'

"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"

Reading Upside-down.

Pope Mobile

'That's our boy!' (Monkeys watching Lee Evans on TV).