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'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'