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"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

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'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

All Knight Diner

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Carioca

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"Read all about it! Falling leaves kill six!"