Himalayan Culture T-Shirts

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Pizza at the Round Table

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Elephant Upgrade

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Mr Meier calendar

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Pottery Sale

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'