Himalayan Culture T-Shirts

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Pizza at the Round Table

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Elephant Upgrade

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Mr Meier calendar

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

Pottery Sale

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'