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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Nostradamus.

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Trawlers

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I have grave news."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'What luck!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."