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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Nostradamus.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I have grave news."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Trawlers

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Palm Reader...

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'What luck!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."